Me, Myself and I

Bow down to me! I am the one and ultimate ruler so you may as well get use to it. Call me Queen. Or Jessica if you really must. Also I am so annoying, I tag everything now so I can find stuff on my blog but sorry. Also, I am in no way street smart, seriously guys, I need you to tell me what dotfemws means or also dirty jokes are things I usually need explained.  Stalker(s) Found Me
22 minutes ago on May 22nd | J | 14,029 notes
rachelicot:

it took me a second and then

rachelicot:

it took me a second and then

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24 minutes ago on May 22nd | J | 50,169 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

19 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 105,896 notes
Tagged as: #Jokes #and hate 
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mashyumaro:

chooooosan:

Making up making up.

There are no words for how much I enjoyed watching this video.

20 hours ago on May 21st | J | 14,477 notes
Tagged as: #Wow 

White Collar Cast - Season 5

20 hours ago on May 21st | J | 475 notes
21 hours ago on May 21st | J | 4,937 notes

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

Can we just take a moment here to talk about this scene. He has mentioned her, as Professor Song to Clara. He has not mentioned her as Professor River Song or as his wife. Because it hurt him too much to be even as specific as her first name.

Clara: Who was she? The lady with the funny name and the space hair?
Doctor: An old…friend, of mine.
Clara: What, like an ex?
Doctor: Yes an ex. River asked Vastra for the exact words, what were they?
Clara: “The Doctor has a secret he will take to the grave, it is discovered—”
Doctor: *crying*
Clara: Doctor…
Doctor: And it was Trenzalore, it was definitely Trenzalore?
Clara: *nods* Yeah.
Doctor: *cries* Sorry. *jumps up and runs out of the house*

This is probably the first time he has said River’s name in a long time, because it is just too hard for him. This man is heartbroken, and instead of wearing his hearts on his sleeve he has decided not to talk about her like she is his wife. Clara doesn’t know who she is so she doesn’t know the significance of her, so she doesn’t understand why he’s crying. But we know, we know who River is and why it would effect him so much.

Even when she follows him into the TARDIS he doesn’t fill Clara in quite yet, he just says. “River would know though. River always knew.” There’s a fondness and sadness in his voice, but there’s no use saying  “Professor Song” anymore. Clara has met her. He can’t hide behind River’s title anymore.

When he sees her grave later he has a hard time dealing with that, but he hides it a lot better than before. But the presence of her grave doesn’t make sense to him. He can hear Clara and River. So I’m sure when River said things so that Clara would repeat them, he listened to River. Clara just repeated her.

Also, I don’t know if anyone caught it or not…but…

River: Maybe it’s a secret entrance to the tomb.
Clara: Maybe it’s a secret entrance to the tomb!
Doctor: Right! Makes sense! They’d never bury my wife out here!
Clara: Your WHAT — ?
Doctor: *looks at Clara and gasps*
*they then fall through the ground*

I don’t think he meant to explain who River was, but in the heat of the moment he calls her his wife. He wasn’t doing that to tell Clara, “oh yeah, River’s my wife, but she died, so yeah…” It was a gut reaction. “They’d never bury my wife out here.” I think that’s one book he didn’t want to open to Clara. I don’t think it was that he didn’t trust her with that information, I think it was because he didn’t want to talk about her, because it hurt him too much.

Clara: Where are we?
Doctor: Catacombs.
Clara: I hate catacombs. So how come I met your dead wife?
Doctor: Oh you know how it is when you lose someone close to you. I sort of made a backup.
River: I died saving him. In return he saved me to a database in the biggest library in the universe. Left me like a book on a shelf. Didn’t even say goodbye. He doesn’t like endings.

Can I also point out that The Doctor stops a little ways up. Since he can hear and see River, he is letting her explain it to Clara so that he doesn’t have to. I think it would be too painful for him to have to explain that to Clara, so when River offers up this information he waits for River to explain.

I can only imagine what must have gone through his head though when River said, “left me like a book on a shelf. … He doesn’t like endings.” River knows him better than anyone, and he knows she’s right, but I think a part of him may have crumpled at that, he had hurt her, in an effort to not hurt himself.

He cries for River. There’s no doubt in my mind. He’s done such a good job at not mentioning her, and not dealing with her death because he’s been in denial, but he can’t deny it anymore. And Clara has now seen River, and now in a sense, the book is off the shelf.

21 hours ago on May 21st | J | 1,158 notes

thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

21 hours ago on May 21st | J | 22,513 notes
Tagged as: #Yes #very good 
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So anyways…

21 hours ago on May 21st | J | 1 note

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

22 hours ago on May 21st | J | 92,712 notes
Tagged as: #Uhhh yeah #yes 

I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to buy Tumblr

helshades:

tennants-hair:

yourpersonalpurgatory:

most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left

And they’re cannibals

that’s why they are the only ones left

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#walk into the club like waddup i eat people

22 hours ago on May 21st | J | 12,051 notes
Tagged as: #Mhmm 

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

piertotum-locomottor:

rosie-woz-ere:

henryclervals:

i should not have done this

hELP

*Coughs so hard her throat hurts* Didn’t you forgot someone, hon?

You don’t need to mention the harry potter fandom because everyone is in the harry potter fandom

22 hours ago on May 21st | J | 27,081 notes
Tagged as: #heh 
22 hours ago on May 21st | J | 117,734 notes
pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

22 hours ago on May 21st | J | 66,834 notes
amikoto:

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amikoto:

MatchWigs Giveaway~!

MatchWigs (www.matchwigs.com) asked me to host a giveaway for them!
I had another MatchWigs giveaway post, but that one has incorrect info. Please do not reblog that one!

Prize-
-Any 1 MatchWigs wigs from their website $30 or under.
Extras-
-Any three Ben Nye body-paints.
-10 pair fake eyelashes. (Optional)

This giveaway is more for cosplayers. If you want the wig for fashion and don’t need the bodypaint, just tell me. (If you are the winner.)

Rules-
-Reblog this post ONLY ONCE.
-You must be following me.
-Giveaway blogs are allowed.
-Likes do not count.
-This post must reach 3k notes.

MatchWigs have one of the best cosplay wigs for sale. Heat resistant and high quality fibers.
If you don’t win, you can still buy one of their amazing wigs here: www.matchwigs.com

This is INTERNATIONAL.
Giveaway ends on May 24.

If you have any questions, feel free to message me here: http://www.ami-sempai.tumblr.com/ask

Note- The wig is shipped by MatchWigs, the extras are shipped by me.
22 hours ago on May 21st | J | 3,582 notes