oh man I forgot about afcebook for the last few days cuz ive been so busy and I suddenly rembered about it and wtf I have so many messages wtf

16 hours ago
#like i have messages from like 7 people #wtf
Anonymous said:
why do girls go to the bathroom together

legolasstar:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

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#to take shots #eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

thenaebyrd777:

vegan-vulcan:

anywigwilldo:

So Canada is basically tossing their protection of Humpback Whales in the garbage in order to enable them to put an oil pipeline right through critical habitat territory.

Just in case, y’know, anyone wants to stop talking about moose and maple syrup for a second.

Here, have a petition.

fucking SIGNED. SPREAD THIS AROUND EVERYWHERE

what the heck Canada you’re supposed to be the good guys 

17 hours ago - 26221 notes - via - source
#canada #why er tryna be like that??? #i blame sh #pffft

astound:

My soulmate is my bed and always will be

2 days ago - 32591 notes - via - source
#carly's bed is my soulamte and always will be

JR Bourne: [Your impression of me] makes me sound like such a stoner. (x)

4 days ago - 8425 notes - via - source
#your hair is taking over yuour face///////////////////////////////////////////// #omg #famous morons

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

4 days ago - 271880 notes - via - source

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

4 days ago - 155500 notes - via - source

Teen Wolf + bitter fan text box meme 

4 days ago - 8541 notes - via - source
#teen wolf #the fucking grave one gets me every time
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anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

4 days ago - 419159 notes - via - source

youtubersaremylifeline:

the infamous uncut pizza at playlist live 2014

4 days ago - 66506 notes - via - source
#l #twitter

devoted2troyler:

Tyler slaying it. This is why we love him.

4 days ago - 4474 notes - via - source
#twitter
whenever i try and learn something new
whenever i try and learn something new me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies
4 days ago - 251193 notes - via - source
#same #especially at work

prongsmydeer:

Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 

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#pfffffffffffft #i always imagined harry and ginny tryna like keep it a secret as much as possible #until one day they just go to hogwarts #or a cousins bday party #or something #and suddenly BOOM #knoledge everyone in your fam is a mutghafucking hero #harry potter

kvotheunkvothe:

bluestockingbookworm:

shehasreadtoomanybooks:

Book shops are weird, you stand in front of a wall of books and suddenly you pick up one of hundreds, just from seeing the words on the spine, and say, “Yes. You will come home with me.”

Weird and magical.

Why can’t we choose people like this?

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