genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

2 hours ago - 164011 notes - via - source

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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thenoodlebooty:

launts:

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

and by the end of the year their kid is somehow like 5 years old

SERIOUSLY THO

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frickinsam:

this fucker keeps me goin

7 hours ago - 23723 notes - via - source
#i love himj so much #famous morons

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

8 hours ago - 699146 notes - via - source

deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special

9 hours ago - 184698 notes - via - source

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

10 hours ago - 110800 notes - via

P. Sherman42 Wallaby WaySydney.

12 hours ago - 576 notes - via - source
#disney

always-sunny-in-siberia:

hanadeeabu:

kee-yaw-nah:

gang0fwolves:

myopinionfuckyours:

gang0fwolves:

" it’s just a joke, relax! "

" you’re all overreacting! "

this is someone’s fucking daughter.

if you think anything about this is ok because it’s ” just a joke ” you’re a seriously disgusting individual. 

Nah as long as you been on twitter I know you aint surprised. You should’ve learned by now that NOTHING is sacred on twitter. Death, Rape Etc. People will constantly push boundaries.

i don’t give a MOTHERFUCK how ” normal ” it is

IT’S NOT FUCKING OK TO JOKE ABOUT RAPING A LITTLE GIRL THAT’S NOT EVEN 10 YEARS OLD YET JUST BECAUSE ” it happens a lot “

this type of shit makes me sick to my stomach

WTF this is disturbing

Fuck twitter. Shit is fucking disgusting man. Everyone of these mother fuckers deserves a prison sentence.

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asian:

I WILL NEVER SEXT WITH AUTOCORRECT ANYMORE I FUCKED UP

asian:

I WILL NEVER SEXT WITH AUTOCORRECT ANYMORE I FUCKED UP

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jekoh:

thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

SO MANY OF THE KIDS I WORK WITH OKAY SERIOUSLY.

Also sometimes the adults.

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nestingcas:

me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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Stiles’ face in 4.04

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#teen wolf